|fic: Heart-Shaped Beds, Room-Service Vibrators, and Other Tacky Accoutrements
||[Feb. 9th, 2007|10:42 am]
Title: Heart-Shaped Beds, Room-Service Vibrators, and Other Tacky Accoutrements
Summary: ...are entirely unnecessary. (Sam and Dean check into yet another over-the-top motel. Sam is pissy. Dean is horny. Whatever, they’ve seen it all before.)
Disclaimer: Supernatural belongs to Eric Kripke and The CW, and I doubt you’ll ever see this in an episode.
Spoilers: up through Provenance
Pairing: none (Dean, Sam, masturbation, porn-watching)
Thanks: To buffyspazz, sinisterf, and beckaandzac for betaing. Muchly thanks.
The bed is shaped like a heart. A giant, red heart with ruffles around it, and a huge mirror on the ceiling.
Cross-posted to supernaturalfic, spn_smut, spn_oblivious, and dean_sam.